Hello my name is Amy and I’m addicted to Toddler’s and Tiaras. IT’S my TRAIN WRECK.
I can’t stop watching it. I am fascinated by how absolutely RIDICULOUS these MOM’S act!!! And I can’t get over how RIDICULOUS the mom’s look.
I get it, they want their daughters all GLAMMED up and being told they are pretty because they are absolute LARGE DOGS!!! (Did I say that out loud?) Have you noticed that too? There might be 1 out of 10 mom’s that are shown on the TV show that don’t look like they ate their way thru a McDonald’s once or twice.
Even weirder…a 3 year old getting a spray tan AND fake finger nails….REALLY? I’m all for a little dress up and fun but come on – spray tanning a 3 year old!!! HELLLOOO…makes no sense at all.
And they think it’s normal……gives them a nice sunshiny
orange glow. (So does a nuclear power plant)
And the money that is spent on the dresses and costumes for their “talents”. (Nothing like a 2 or 3 year old performing their talents)
Like when a bad storm hits a small town and the news reporters always find the guy with the least amount of teeth and clothes…Toddles and Tiara’s manages to find every BUBBA momma from a small town that sounds like she fell off the turnip truck - I don’t get it – I swear I don’t. But I can’t stop watching.
I. JUST. CANNOT. STOP!